Human grooming rediscovered

I salute all humans.
I am pleased to announce the rediscovery of grooming for humans.
The physical aches and pains that make you suffer are due to a lack of grooming.
Grooming eliminates pain.

Grooming hand

Peck your skin with your nail
without looking.
Put pressure, as you try
to open and crush
the structures that you feel.

Better than the fountain of youth?

Yes! Grooming will take off all those years from your body and face just like the mythical fountain promised to do.
But there's more...
•Beauty: As you groom, you remove the hardness, blemishes, lesions and traits that are responsible for your ugliness.
You become more beautiful than you've ever been.
But there's more...
•Pain: As you groom, you release hardened structures within your skin that cause your aching.
You can put an end to your crippling aches and pains.
You will never be annoyed again for the rest of your life.

Grooming news

I will be presenting the first groomed human face in the summer of 2010.
In January 2009, I discovered a new grooming technique.
It is simpler, faster and effective, easier to explain and less damaging on the skin.
I've called it «pressure grooming».
You simply place your nail on the right spot and apply pressure for one to ten seconds.
It really works well and the results are astounding and spectacular.
I am updating the information on this site gradually.
See you in 2010.

A challenge to science and scientists

Our knowledge about skin, pain and aging is erroneous.
I've tried to contact medical and scientific authorities in 2006, but they've ignored me.
I will be publicly challenging these people to try to explain the condition of my face.
This time though, I will have irrefutable proof.

At last a cure for those illnesses
that medicine couldn't explain

For how many health problems have you consulted, only to find out that your doctor had no answer?
Q: Why does it hurt me here?
A: Take this painkiller and some rest.
Think of all the pain and aching that science could not explain; headaches, pain in the neck, the back, the hips, the shoulders, the knees, the feet... everywhere in fact.
When these conditions deteriorate, pain becomes chronic pain and this leads to more severe illnesses and disabilities.
So what should the doctor say?
A: Peck the aching area with your nail, you are badly folded there.

Grooming debut

In 2002, I started experimenting on my skin with my nails.
Results were ambiguous at first, but I soon discovered a world of tension and hardness inside my skin.
My technique gradually got better and I understood that I was actually unfolding my skin. (For more...)
Nails can feel and locate folds and their crossings within the skin and unfold them by crushing their structure.

Grooming and primates

Humans are primates.
All other species of primates spend considerable time, every day, grooming.
But grooming is a very complex process.
For what I've seen, unfortunately, their technique is inadequate and they show poor results.

Responsibility for what
you look and feel

Grooming proves that the role of genetics and heredity in health and beauty has been greatly exaggerated.
Health conditions considered as illnesses or disabilities can be groomed away and aesthetic problems cured without make-up or surgery.
Grooming represents beauty and pain-free living for all.

Confusion of terms

Grooming is not a cleaning or washing activity in spite of its name.
When you groom, you undo the damage aging has done to your skin.
I wash my body, as all humans do, with water.

Try it

I know several people are repulsed by the idea of touching their skin with their nails.
Many will laugh and joke, but few will actually try grooming.
Nevertheless, grooming is fun and pleasurable; it leaves you with a feeling of well-being and relief.
Don't read these pages without putting grooming to the test.
You owe it to yourself and to your intellectual integrity.
Try
this out!

Grooming is 100% natural and free, using God-given tools.

Good grooming.

                                                      Daniel Laberge

 

Let your nails grow

Hand with nails

You can't groom
if your nails aren't long enough

 

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